Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Year End Punch List

Now that 2009 is but a few hours away, i have decided to make a todo list for next years blizzard, icy hinterlands return.

  • Urinate in the Snow. Unsanitary, gotta do it though. The horses do.
  • Snow angels. Make note to avoid urine impregnated snow, i.e. yellow snow
  • Snowman or men/women. My second snowperson needs to be to scale. Evil nightmarish indian burial ground vibe aside, not impressive if my boots tower over it
  • Build snow gatling gun, trebuchet, or snow siege device.
  • Snow castle!
  • Snow starship!
  • Working replica V8 engine done entirely of snow!
  • Take Ed's idea and make a snow cocktail of somesort. Again, avoid the urine snow.
  • Snow plate lunch!

That is all for now.

Happy New Year!

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