Things i Learned About Hawaii From Watching Hawaii 5-0

Here is what i've learned so far from the first two episodes:

Hawaii is an Extremely Dangerous Place! For God's sake, Don't Go!

Selective Fire Weapons practically grow on the palm trees there, it's true i tell you.

Detectives drive new Camaros, or ride Sportbikes. Helmet and Seatbelts are optional.

Super Hackers live in Ka'a'awa or Kahala.

Apparently only three members of the H.P.D can speak. The others, sadly, are mute.

There is only one Shave Ice place on the entire island of Oahu and it is run by a militant racist with an eating disorder.

Locals, born and bred, cannot pronounce Kalakaua.

Sunset

A picture of the Sunset. Gaston, Oregon

Tyler Shipman

The Tyler Shipman Memorial Fiero Car Show

via Jalopnik

Fall Has Fallen Upon Us

The geese make giant "V" shapes in the sky. The winds change direction and bring a chill to the valley. Things don't always turn out how you would like- but the seasons are a constant. Forward to something.

How Fo Tawk

Sometimes you do miss this sound...

9/11/01

Another Orbit

Another Orbit around the sun has been completed.

Summer Shirts Stained by heat cool in a dark tank,

wet and without complaint.

Tumble dry, low heat.

The grass always comes back, without fail.

With or without anyone there.

Scabbed hooves push dust high into the sky,

as the abode of the worms grows then moves...

only to start anew.

Now i feel the music in my wrists-

and it needs to stop.