Saturday, February 23, 2008

How to tell that you are not in Hawaii

1) The Thermometer reads 65f interior temp and 30f outdoor temp.

2) The alarming lack of warmth, sunlight and tradewinds.

3) Ground Ice!

4) You notice the horses water tub is frozen over.

5) You go to the end of the yard and you can't seem to find the Waianae range.

6) You marvel at the severity of dress just to take the dogs out for a walk.

7) Cold toilet seats. Seriously.

8) You can't walk around in bare feet.

9) You are not wearing a beanie to for a fashion statement or as a proponent of "thug" life

10) You always take a pair of gloves with you when you leave the house.

A Hui Hou!

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