1: There is no Starbucks in Yamhill proper
2: It would seem the Oatcakes i was so fond of in the land of 808 are only found in 808!
3: Number 2 was disclosed to me by a barrista/rock god in the 901 state.
4: There will be no item #5. I have turned off the whine sign, you are free to roam about the InterNets...