If having a blog is like being a local cable access T.V. star, I would like to use these folks as guide for new bloggers and rising late night cable personalities:
Auntie Marialani :(a fictional character you may say, so what?)
RonBo: Oceanic Cable Access aerobic workout instructor and martial arts master, philosopher, and provider of commentary on life's foibles.
Bu La'ia: If you don't know, no ask.
Bruddah Sam and Lina Girl: So what? You hungry?
Follow these examples dear writers, and give the Internet a fat lip.