Giant Yellow Ball In Sky Disappears, Goes Back To Hawaii!

41°F and Cloudy. Strange Aerial phenomenon discussed in previous entry has vanished from forward operational base. Intelligence sources have places giant yellow ball of light and heat in the air space over Oahu, Hawaii.

The phenomenon over Hawaii has pronounced effects on the residents. These include dermal color changes, time dilation, starch multiplication phenomenon, and peculiar dialect. 

Good Morning, Yamhill. Aloha!